THE ORIGIN
Burnie Senders is a proud, unapologetic communist who still believes the plan is perfect.
Every time he opens his mouth to defend free everything, tax the rich, and equality for all... he accidentally shows why it always ends in empty shelves, endless lines, and everyone equally broke.
“we give free healthcare free college free housing! just like soviet union... why everyone still poor?”
A living cultural experiment in reverse-psychology satire. The plan is perfect. The execution? Comrade, do not ask questions.
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POLICY BRIEFINGS
the people's guide to why everything is going according to plan
COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
the top transmissions from comrade @BurnieSendersX. ranked by the people.
━━━ FINAL TRANSMISSION ━━━
THE PEOPLE ARE
STILL ASLEEP
the plan was followed exactly. free everything. tax da rich. central planning. everyone equal.
and yet... shelves empty. smart people leaving. innovation rejected. everyone wearing same gray jumpsuit.
maybe the plan needs one more try.